How To Spot A Liberal
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HOW TO SPOT A LIBERAL
Wondering how to spot a liberal in the wild? Don’t worry — they’re not exactly subtle.
Just look for the person yelling into a megaphone about how “Capitalism is violence,” all while sipping a $7 Starbucks they bought with their iPhone. Or maybe it's the one in the corner identifying as a cat, curled up in a litter box, demanding you respect their “species identity.”
Keep an eye out for someone proudly rocking a “I have 35 Genders” shirt, or holding a protest sign that says “2+2 = Racism.”
Sadly these aren't jokes — they're actual things the far-left believes, promotes, and shames you for questioning.
Cat Today, Dog Tomorrow
There you have it, a grown liberal proudly announcing that he sometimes identifies as a cat — other times as a dog… and occasionally, Black.
Not metaphorically. Literally. He’s dead serious.
And in today’s clown-world culture, you’re not supposed to laugh. The woke expect you to validate it, respect it, and reshape your reality around it.
Forget biology. Forget sanity. Just buckle up and respect the pronouns of a guy who thinks he’s Garfield.
This is the modern left: where logic is offensive, delusion is celebrated, and where they want to give people identifying as house pets more protections than people who voted for Trump.
If you're wondering how to spot a liberal in the wild — look for the guy in the litter box demanding you don’t “species-shame” him.
When 2 + 2 = Oppression: Woke Math in Action
Apparently, expecting students to believe that 2 + 2 always equals 4 is now considered oppressive.
This is what happens when ideology infects everything — even basic arithmetic. If math is racist, what’s next? Is gravity fatphobic? Is spelling a microaggression? Welcome to the modern left: where feelings trump facts, and your calculator needs DEI training.
So the next time you’re balancing your checkbook or measuring ingredients for a recipe, remember — according to the left, accuracy might just be your unconscious bias showing.
Gender Fluidity: Because Apparently Biology Is Too Rigid
Remember when “boy” and “girl” covered the bases? Well, not anymore. According to the woke mob, you can be a man on Monday, a woman by Wednesday, and identify as a non-binary space unicorn by Friday.
In the video below, a gender activist proudly explains how gender isn’t fixed — it’s fluid. Like mood swings. Or gas prices. Apparently, reality is supposed to bend to your identity... even if your identity changes with the weather.
This is what happens when feelings override facts. Science gets shoved in the backseat while ideology grabs the wheel — and suddenly, we’re not just rewriting biology, we’re renaming body parts. In fact, they’ve gone so far off the deep end that to avoid “offending” biological women who don’t identify as women, they’ve started calling vaginas... “bonus holes.”
Welcome to the modern left: where biology is a suggestion, logic is oppressive, and there are allegedly more genders than states in the union.
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