Cory Booker 25 Hour Speech

Cory Booker just set a new personal record: 25 hours of uninterrupted nonsense on the Senate floor — and not a single second of it improved an American’s life.

Instead of doing anything useful, Booker decided the best use of his time was to talk non-stop for over a day. Why? Because nothing says “public servant” like giving a speech so long people start to wonder if you're wearing an adult diaper.

Seriously — there was speculation.

And honestly? If you’re filibustering so long that people think you’re packing Huggies, it might be time to rethink your priorities.